TikTok is a mobile application that delivers an endless stream of short video content directly into human eyeballs at a rate carefully calibrated...
Year: 2025
Quantum Immortality is a fringe Earth-based notion that suggests you cannot actually die from your own perspective because, at each moment of...
The smartphone is a small rectangular device that Earth humans carry with them at all times, clutching it with the sort of desperate affection...
Homeowners' Associations, or HOAs as they are known to those who've lost the will to pronounce full words, are a uniquely Earthling form of...
6-7 (pronounced "six seven") is a numerical utterance that swept across Earth's digital communication networks in early 2025 with the inexplicable...
Greed is what happens when a human's "want" gland becomes catastrophically detached from their "need" gland, resulting in a condition where they...
Capitalism is Earth's dominant economic system, based on the revolutionary principle that the best way to organize a society is to let everyone...
Money is Earth's solution to the age-old problem of how to distribute resources without having to like each other. Before money, humans had to...
Middle Management is a strange stratum of organizational hierarchy found on Earth and, regrettably, throughout most of the civilized galaxy. It...
Artificial Intelligence (or AI, as it's known to those who can't be bothered with the full seven syllables) is what happens when humans—having...