Government Shutdowns are a peculiar phenomenon occurring primarily on the planet Earth, and specifically within certain democratic systems that...
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Slack is a communication platform that Earth inhabitants use to send messages to each other while sitting in the same building. It was invented by...
No Kings Day is an Earth protest day that emerged in June 2025, when a significant portion of Americans suddenly recalled that their nation's...
Democracy is a system of governance practiced on Earth in which the inhabitants of a geographical area collectively decide who should be in charge...
Wi-Fi (Wireless Fidelity, though nobody can quite explain what's particularly "faithful" about it) is Earth's charmingly primitive attempt at...
Elvis Aaron Presley was a humanoid who appeared on Earth in 1935, specifically in Tupelo, Mississippi—a location whose primary claim to fame would...
An algorithm is a set of mathematical instructions that Earth humans use to make decisions without actually having to think about them. This...
TikTok is a mobile application that delivers an endless stream of short video content directly into human eyeballs at a rate carefully calibrated...
Quantum Immortality is a fringe Earth-based notion that suggests you cannot actually die from your own perspective because, at each moment of...
The smartphone is a small rectangular device that Earth humans carry with them at all times, clutching it with the sort of desperate affection...
Homeowners' Associations, or HOAs as they are known to those who've lost the will to pronounce full words, are a uniquely Earthling form of...