Crocodiles are one of Earth’s more successful arguments against the idea that nature is inherently soothing. They are long, armoured, semi-aquatic,...
Category: Lifeforms
Entry submitted to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Earth, with mild concern and several cookies. Santa Claus is widely believed by Earthlings to be a...
Dogs (Canis familiaris) are a peculiar example of what happens when an apex predator decides that hanging around the campfire and looking pathetic...
Cats are small, fur-coated lifeforms that appear to be both domesticated and entirely feral at the same time. Earthlings insist on keeping them in...