Most humans labor under the charming delusion that Alfred Matthew Yankovic is simply an unusually creative member of their species who happened to...
Category: Humans
Marriage is a peculiar human ritual in which two individuals voluntarily sign a lifelong partnership agreement drafted by poets and enforced by...
Inflation is a complex economic phenomenon best understood as the universe’s way of reminding humans that numbers are imaginary and money is a...
Elvis Aaron Presley was a humanoid who appeared on Earth in 1935, specifically in Tupelo, Mississippi—a location whose primary claim to fame would...
6-7 (pronounced "six seven") is a numerical utterance that swept across Earth's digital communication networks in early 2025 with the inexplicable...
Greed is what happens when a human's "want" gland becomes catastrophically detached from their "need" gland, resulting in a condition where they...
Middle Management is a strange stratum of organizational hierarchy found on Earth and, regrettably, throughout most of the civilized galaxy. It...
Humans (Homo sapiens) are the dominant species of the planet Earth, a distinction they awarded themselves after developing opposable thumbs and the...
One of the unique features of humanity on the planet Earth is the brief emergence of subtypes of human creatures. The human creatures often call...
Early human conception regarding trolls was that they were tiny, wild-haired unkempt creatures who were clearly descended from some sort of wild...