Wi-Fi (Wireless Fidelity, though nobody can quite explain what's particularly "faithful" about it) is Earth's charmingly primitive attempt at...
Author: Ford Prefect
Elvis Aaron Presley was a humanoid who appeared on Earth in 1935, specifically in Tupelo, Mississippi—a location whose primary claim to fame would...
An algorithm is a set of mathematical instructions that Earth humans use to make decisions without actually having to think about them. This...
TikTok is a mobile application that delivers an endless stream of short video content directly into human eyeballs at a rate carefully calibrated...
Quantum Immortality is a fringe Earth-based notion that suggests you cannot actually die from your own perspective because, at each moment of...
The smartphone is a small rectangular device that Earth humans carry with them at all times, clutching it with the sort of desperate affection...
Homeowners' Associations, or HOAs as they are known to those who've lost the will to pronounce full words, are a uniquely Earthling form of...
6-7 (pronounced "six seven") is a numerical utterance that swept across Earth's digital communication networks in early 2025 with the inexplicable...
Greed is what happens when a human's "want" gland becomes catastrophically detached from their "need" gland, resulting in a condition where they...
Capitalism is Earth's dominant economic system, based on the revolutionary principle that the best way to organize a society is to let everyone...