Reformation Day is an annual Earth holiday celebrated on October 31st by Protestant Christians to commemorate the day in 1517 when Martin Luther...
Author: Jasper Creed
Martin Luther (1483-1546) was a German monk who became spectacularly fed up with his employer's business practices and decided to express his...
The Stock Market is an Earth institution in which members of the species Homo sapiens gather (physically or, more recently, via glowing rectangles)...
Canada is a large, forested country located immediately north of the United States—though, by temperament, it feels slightly northwest of reality....
Marriage is a peculiar human ritual in which two individuals voluntarily sign a lifelong partnership agreement drafted by poets and enforced by...
A tariff is a tax a country imposes on goods it imports from another country—essentially a polite way of saying, “We’d love to buy your stuff, but...
Inflation is a complex economic phenomenon best understood as the universe’s way of reminding humans that numbers are imaginary and money is a...
Fast food revolutionizes consumption by prioritizing speed over nutrition and satisfaction, resulting in meals designed for quick gratification....
Slack is a communication platform that Earth inhabitants use to send messages to each other while sitting in the same building. It was invented by...
No Kings Day is an Earth protest day that emerged in June 2025, when a significant portion of Americans suddenly recalled that their nation's...