Most humans labor under the charming delusion that Alfred Matthew Yankovic is simply an unusually creative member of their species who happened to...
Author: Melody Star
Snow is a meteorological phenomenon occurring on Earth and approximately 4,872 other documented planets in the galaxy, though it should be noted...
Republicans: The other half of The United States' two-party political system, distinguished by their affection for the color red, an elephant...
Democrats: One of two dominant tribal factions in the North American territory known as the United States, easily identified by their fondness for...
American Football is a recreational sport that manages to be both extraordinarily complex and extraordinarily simple at the same time, which is...
Thanksgiving is an Earth custom in which humans gather once annually to acknowledge things they claim to appreciate, despite spending the remaining...
Kakistocracy (from the Greek kakistos, meaning "worst") is a system of government in which a planet, nation, or administrative region is run by its...
Halloween (also known as "All Hallows' Eve," "Samhain," or "That Night When Americans Accidentally Give Their Dogs Chocolate") is an Earth festival...
The 95 Theses is the name given to a list of complaints about the Catholic Church that a German monk named Martin Luther allegedly nailed to a...
Reformation Day is an annual Earth holiday celebrated on October 31st by Protestant Christians to commemorate the day in 1517 when Martin Luther...