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The Mercator Projection: Or How Humans Accidentally Made Greenland Look Important

The Mercator Projection: Or How Humans Accidentally Made Greenland Look Important

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Jan
Greenland: The Galaxy’s Most Ironically Named Real Estate Disaster

Greenland: The Galaxy’s Most Ironically Named Real Estate Disaster

18
Jan

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What is a Kakistocracy and is America Becoming One?

What is a Kakistocracy and is America Becoming One?

What is a Karen?

What is a Karen?

Is The Earth Really ‘Mostly Harmless?’

Is The Earth Really ‘Mostly Harmle...

Elf on a Shelf: The Festive Staring Contest Nobody Agreed To

Elf on a Shelf: The Festive Staring Cont...

Coffee: How Humans Turn Exhaustion Into Productivity

Coffee: How Humans Turn Exhaustion Into ...

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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Martin Luther
General

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Martin Luther

Jasper Creed
91
October 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Martin Luther (1483-1546) was a German monk who became spectacularly fed up with his employer's business practices and decided to express his...

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Stock Market
Earth Stuff

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Stock Market

Ford Prefect
79
October 29, 2025October 29, 2025
moneystock market

The Stock Market is an Earth institution in which members of the species Homo sapiens gather (physically or, more recently, via glowing rectangles)...

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Canada
Places

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Canada

Ford Prefect
75
October 27, 2025October 27, 2025
Canada

Canada is a large, forested country located immediately north of the United States—though, by temperament, it feels slightly northwest of reality....

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Marriage
Humans

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Marriage

Ford Prefect
86
October 27, 2025October 27, 2025
marriage

Marriage is a peculiar human ritual in which two individuals voluntarily sign a lifelong partnership agreement drafted by poets and enforced by...

What Are Tariffs and How Do They Work?
Government

What Are Tariffs and How Do They Work?

Ford Prefect
83
October 26, 2025October 26, 2025
Tariff

A tariff is a tax a country imposes on goods it imports from another country—essentially a polite way of saying, “We’d love to buy your stuff, but...

What is Inflation Anyway?
Humans

What is Inflation Anyway?

Ford Prefect
88
October 26, 2025October 26, 2025
inflation

Inflation is a complex economic phenomenon best understood as the universe’s way of reminding humans that numbers are imaginary and money is a...

Why Do Humans Love Fast Food So Much?
Food & Drink

Why Do Humans Love Fast Food So Much?

Ford Prefect
89
October 26, 2025October 26, 2025
burgerFast Food

Fast food revolutionizes consumption by prioritizing speed over nutrition and satisfaction, resulting in meals designed for quick gratification....

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Slack
Tech

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Slack

Ford Prefect
66
October 21, 2025October 21, 2025
CommunicationSlack

Slack is a communication platform that Earth inhabitants use to send messages to each other while sitting in the same building. It was invented by...

No Kings Day: Americans Remember They Fought a War Over This
Government

No Kings Day: Americans Remember They Fought a War Over This

Ford Prefect
94
October 18, 2025October 18, 2025
No KingsNo Kings DayUnited States

No Kings Day is an Earth protest day that emerged in June 2025, when a significant portion of Americans suddenly recalled that their nation's...

Democracy: The Practice of Letting Everyone Have a Say (Even Dave)
Government

Democracy: The Practice of Letting Everyone Have a Say (Even Dave)

Ford Prefect
74
October 12, 2025October 12, 2025
democracy

Democracy is a system of governance practiced on Earth in which the inhabitants of a geographical area collectively decide who should be in charge...

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