The Elf on a Shelf is a seasonal domestic operative deployed into Earth homes every December to sit quietly, judge loudly, and slowly dismantle...
Tag: Christmas
Entry submitted to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Earth, with mild concern and several cookies. Santa Claus is widely believed by Earthlings to be a...
Christmas is a recurring Earth ritual observed primarily by humans who have collectively agreed to spend one month insisting they are “not doing...