New Year's Eve on Earth is a peculiar temporal celebration where humans collectively decide that one arbitrary point in their planet's orbit around...
Category: Earth Stuff
The Elf on a Shelf is a seasonal domestic operative deployed into Earth homes every December to sit quietly, judge loudly, and slowly dismantle...
Christmas is a recurring Earth ritual observed primarily by humans who have collectively agreed to spend one month insisting they are “not doing...
Cyber Monday is a curious Earth tradition that occurs annually on the first Monday following the American festival of "Thanksgiving." The event...
Black Friday is a term that, in most civilized sectors of the galaxy, would denote a catastrophic event involving a collapsed star, a plague of...
American Football is a recreational sport that manages to be both extraordinarily complex and extraordinarily simple at the same time, which is...
Thanksgiving is an Earth custom in which humans gather once annually to acknowledge things they claim to appreciate, despite spending the remaining...
Halloween (also known as "All Hallows' Eve," "Samhain," or "That Night When Americans Accidentally Give Their Dogs Chocolate") is an Earth festival...
The Stock Market is an Earth institution in which members of the species Homo sapiens gather (physically or, more recently, via glowing rectangles)...
Money is Earth's solution to the age-old problem of how to distribute resources without having to like each other. Before money, humans had to...