Guide Rating:Mostly Harmless, Frequently Confusing, Frequently Explained Later Bill Clinton is a human political phenomenon from the North...
Month: December 2025
The Elf on a Shelf is a seasonal domestic operative deployed into Earth homes every December to sit quietly, judge loudly, and slowly dismantle...
Entry submitted to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Earth, with mild concern and several cookies. Santa Claus is widely believed by Earthlings to be a...
Christmas is a recurring Earth ritual observed primarily by humans who have collectively agreed to spend one month insisting they are “not doing...
Cyber Monday is a curious Earth tradition that occurs annually on the first Monday following the American festival of "Thanksgiving." The event...